I have SO MANY blog-worthy stories that, sadly, you will never hear. Not because I don't like you, blog followers. No. You won't hear them for fear that the person they are about might read my blog and rip me a new one.
Wouldn't it be handy to have a list of people who read your blog and know that no one outside of that list would EVER read what you wrote?
But if ever you are in town, call me up. We'll have a cocktail and I will tell all - except for the stories about you, of course.